aschoolgirlcrush:

“will u marry me?”

“okie dokie”

(via watdawut)

jetbag:

me: im going to fucking stab you

straight white boy: haha then what? ;) 

(via deklyn988)

internetexplorers:

im allowed to call myself ugly but you are not allowed to agree with me 

(via deklyn988)

lindsaylohoean:

talking to a non tumblr user about tumblr more like

image

(via hahahq)

bikinipowerbottom:

"are you one of those dramatic gays?"

me: image

(via troyesivan)

ifollowbadblogs:
troyE HOW DO I KISS A BOy???????

troyesivan:

  • lippy lippy v soft
  • kiss kiss
  • open Opening
  • tonguey tong 
  • lick lick y um
  • mwa!!!
  • nibb-nibble
  • mwa x2
  • (boom ba doom bang!!!!)